I NEED A HALF NAKED CHICK TO DEAL CARDS AT A GENTLEMEN'S NIGHT.  Sounds easy, right. Not so much. Alow me to walk you through my trek.  I have been to at least 16 different escort sites-a regular Friday night, I know-and yet for some reason, no reply to my professional e-mails.  Oh, did I mention that I am more than willing to pay for the experience.  One girl, one bikini and one poker tourny and I am faced with the hardest task I have ever had to embrace. I can't ask friends because what if the night turns from texas hold 'em poker to mongolian cluster fuck poke her?  I can't ask distant friends because I don't know them well enough to ask them to flash some flesh for me and 7 drooling buddies. Please help, today.  Oh, thanks to Shanny for letting me use his space to get this out there. Shitacular Shanny! JP