It's Monday Morning, 12:15am.
Am I drunk? Title says yes, so I must be.
Had an amazing supper with the Hunter family, and drinks afterwatd. We even invented a drink. and if that's not a good night, I dunno what is.

But I'm trying to fall asleep, so I throw on some TV. A&E, Speciifically, and a little show called INTERVENTION.

It's on right now, and instead of sleeping, I'm raging.

Now, buddy has his life all sorted out: working with the producer of N*SYNC and the Backstreet Boys...brilliant songwriter, producer, and drummer...but he gets hooked on Crack Cocaine. First of all...who does that?
His family kicks him out cause he's on crack cocaine. Lucky he's got a girl.
Anyhow...he's now working with a band called "Elixir 9". The lead singer is a gorgeous girl (the one I was just mentioning)...looks to be 23...great voice, and she's in love with him. But again...he's hooked on crack cocaine.

They show clips of them together when he's clean, they're great. They show clips of thme when he's on, and he's a complete and utter douchebag. He's not happy with their performance, so he wants to go to a hotel to smoke crack. SHE DROPS HIM OFF.

OH MY GOD. For one, buddy is a COMPLETE DOUCHE. For two....how are beautiful women hooked on troubled boys? Why can't beautiful women get hooked on regular, handsome, outstanding men? I just don't get that shit. Makes me shake my goddamn head.

ASIDE: The guess-your-age guy at the fair here in Regina thought I was 32. Fucking seriously, dude...32?? I get 25-27 all the time...32? I'll knock the guy out if he's in Saskatoon this week.

Good. She dumped him. Now he's sitting in a swamp, broke, and making desperate calls on his cell. AFTRER assaulting her dad. And they DECLINE to press charges. C'mon, dear...if he doesnt love himself...you can't possibly love him enough to make up for it. Let him die. Fuck 'im. if I google this band after the show's done and find out they're faking, I'm gonna be pissed. Pissed.

Now he's laying in a sewer, crying.

The show's producer had to get him out of the sewer...what a mess....turns out she's 20. That kinda makes sense. Yeah, she can sing...but she's a little girl at heart. Bonehead. "I just don't want him to be mad at me" I'm now yelling at the TV. Hope the poeple in the room across the hall are having sex or otherwise asleep and can't hear me. Oops.

His parents are there (at the Intervention) and they're crying, but delightfully cold. His dad appears to have a polyp on his neck. Can you get stress polyps? Cause if my son were a crack-head, I imagine I'd have stress polyps.

This show should be Intervention/Execution. If they refuse treatment, they should be executed. Hell, I'd just shoot this dude now. WHAT A DOUCHE. He even appears to have an "aw, look what I gotta do now" look on his face. Cocksucker. He even goes "I'd rather be dead than be here" (at treatment). I'd be doing him a favour.

End Bit: He did a 90-day treatment. She elected not to get "Dealing with a recovering addict" treatment. He (against counsellor's wishes) moved back in with her after, and has been sober since April 26, 2006. if I ever see the guy doing crack, I'll stroke him one. No questions asked.

-Shanny